annoying ass buyers from eBay

just received this email:

Dear applegirl***,

hi, i need know one thing.
this decal will fit perfectly in my ipad 2?
and this decal will protect the all back part of the ipad? will protect everything?
which is the size of the decal?
did you understand? i need a decal that, will cover all the back part.
my iphone with this decal worked well? sound output will not be capped?
everything will work as if there had the decal?
and you send to brazil?
really thanks, and will be a pleasure make business with you.

- guilhermeguedes3

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uhhh, that was NOT just one thing.  besides the grammatical errors, he sounded like a douche.
plus, he’s from Australia, why on Earth would I ship to Brazil???  This guy seems like trouble.